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If you tell a lady not to feed her dog chocolate, she'll feed it tidbits. Tell a farmer not to feed cigarette butts and the same happens. People are going to do what they're going to do. That leaves only one question: How best to capitalize?

I've found that telling 'em to wait a few days before recommencing poisoning their pets works best. That gives me just enough time and money to spend a few days at the bar, and just as I'm dried up I'll get a call saying something like,  "Hey, my goats are acting that way again!"

"Great news! I was just about out of beer. I'll be there yesterday."
Now take the next quiz.  

Congratulations!

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