If you tell a lady not to feed her dog chocolate, she'll feed it tidbits. Tell a farmer not to feed cigarette butts and the same happens. People are going to do what they're going to do. That leaves only one question: How best to capitalize?
I've found that telling 'em to wait a few days before recommencing poisoning their pets works best. That gives me just enough time and money to spend a few days at the bar, and just as I'm dried up I'll get a call saying something like, "Hey, my goats are acting that way again!"
"Great news! I was just about out of beer. I'll be there yesterday."
Now take the next quiz.
I've found that telling 'em to wait a few days before recommencing poisoning their pets works best. That gives me just enough time and money to spend a few days at the bar, and just as I'm dried up I'll get a call saying something like, "Hey, my goats are acting that way again!"
"Great news! I was just about out of beer. I'll be there yesterday."
Now take the next quiz.
Congratulations!
| 8_certified_nicotine_poisoned_goat_authority.pdf |