Dr. Bob has set at the bar on vettin' standards. We mean this literally. He was at the bar sitting on a book of standards due to the low seating. But he wants you to know that just cause he ain't read no book of standards, doesn't mean he's going to certify just anybody. After passing each quiz you can download your certification for the subjects below. After you have passed all the quizzes might be a vet. Don't forget to drink your beer and download your diploma!
Unit 1: 1 Certified Pet Nutritionist |
Unit 1: 2 Certified Goldfish Stool Sample Taker |
UNIT 1: 3 CERTIFIED PLASMACYTOMA SPECIALIST |
UNIT 1: 4 CERTIFIED WET TAIL AND VET BELLY PUNDITTake the Quiz
I passed the quiz and then just as I was about to download my certificate, my partner asked me "Why are you ignoring me?" And I said, "Because I'm becoming a vet." "You ain't becoming no vet." "Yes I am." "No you ain't." And that went on for forever (5 minutes) so I had go down to the local bar and have a few. |
UNIT 2: 1 CERTIFIED CHICKEN DEGENERATE PENIS CHECKER |
UNIT 2: 2 CERTIFIED INTRA-MAMMARY INFUSIONIST |
MIDTERM
UNIT 3: 1 CERTIFIED TO STERILIZE A STURGEON |
UNIT 3: 2 CERTIFIED TO CASTRATE A BULL |
UNIT 3: 3 CERTIFIED TO GIVE A HORSE A FACELIFT |
UNIT 3: 4 CERTIFIED CAT TOE AMPUTATION SPECIALIST (DECLAW) |
UNIT 4: 1 CERTIFIED ZEBRA LEPROSY VIRTUOSO |
UNIT 4: 2 CERTIFIED TWITCHY CAT SYNDROME EXPERT |
UNIT 4: 3 CERTIFIED ELEPHANT ADDICTIONS COUNSELOR |
UNIT 4: 4 CERTIFIED TO PERFORM BOWEL SURGERY ON A GORILLA |