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Dr. Bob is committed to your Vettin' Education

Dr. Bob has set at the bar on vettin' standards. We mean this literally. He was at the bar sitting on a book of standards due to the low seating. But he wants you to know that just cause he ain't read no book of standards, doesn't mean he's going to certify just anybody.  After passing each quiz you can download your certification for the subjects below. After you have passed all the quizzes might be a vet. Don't forget to drink your beer and  download your diploma! 

Unit 1: 1 Certified Pet Nutritionist

Take the quiz
I passed the quiz but forgot to download my certificate, cross my heart and hope to die. 

Unit 1: 2 Certified Goldfish Stool Sample Taker

Take the quiz
I passed the quiz but forgot to download my certificate, promise on my hound dog's grave. 

UNIT 1: 3 CERTIFIED  PLASMACYTOMA SPECIALIST​

Take the quiz
I passed the quiz which caused my beer to get lonely, so I had to give it some company before I downloaded my certificate. 

UNIT 1: 4 CERTIFIED WET TAIL AND VET BELLY PUNDIT​

Take the Quiz
I passed the quiz and then just as I was about to download my certificate, my partner asked me "Why are you ignoring me?" And I said, "Because I'm becoming a vet." 
"You ain't becoming no vet." 

"Yes I am." 
"No you ain't."  
And that went on for forever (5 minutes) so I had go down to the local bar and have a few. 

UNIT 2: 1 CERTIFIED CHICKEN DEGENERATE PENIS CHECKER​

Take the quiz
I passed the quiz but forgot to download my certificate, I swear on my uncle's monkey's uncle. Our family relations are complicated. 

UNIT 2: 2 CERTIFIED  INTRA-MAMMARY INFUSIONIST​

Take the quiz
​I passed the quiz but forgot to download my certificate, and that ain't no lie. ​

UNIT 2:  3 CERTIFIED TO ULTRASOUND A HORSE​

Take the quiz
I passed the quiz but forgot to download my certificate, cross my heart and hope to die. ​

Unit 2: 4 certified nicotine poisoned goat Authority

Take the quiz
I passed the quiz but forgot to download my certificate, I promise the earth. ​

MIDTERM​


Take the quiz
I passed the quiz but forgot to download my certificates, I swear fair and square. 


UNIT 3: 1 CERTIFIED TO STERILIZE A STURGEON​

Take the quiz
They say an elephant never forgets but I happen to know that they do if you get 'em drunk and that's how you know I passed the quiz.​​

UNIT 3: 2 CERTIFIED TO CASTRATE A BULL​

Take the quiz
I passed the quiz but forgot to download my certificate, and this ain't no monkey business even though I sell bananas. 

UNIT 3: 3 CERTIFIED TO GIVE A HORSE A FACELIFT​

Take the quiz
I passed the quiz but inadvertently neglected my alcohol consumption before I could download my certificate.

UNIT 3: 4 CERTIFIED CAT TOE AMPUTATION SPECIALIST (DECLAW)​

Take the quiz
I'm telling you straight as an arrow that I passed the quiz but got too drunk to download my certificate. ​​

UNIT 4: 1 CERTIFIED ZEBRA LEPROSY VIRTUOSO​

Take the quiz
I passed the quiz but forgot to download my certificate. I ain't pulling no fast one on account of Wild Turkey 101. 

UNIT 4: 2 CERTIFIED TWITCHY CAT SYNDROME EXPERT​

Take the quiz
I passed the quiz but forgot to download my certificate. ​

UNIT 4: 3 CERTIFIED ELEPHANT ADDICTIONS COUNSELOR​

Take the quiz
They say an elephant never forgets but I happen to know that they do if you get 'em drunk and that's how you know I passed the quiz.

UNIT 4: 4 CERTIFIED TO PERFORM BOWEL SURGERY ON A GORILLA​

Take the quiz
I passed the quiz but forgot to download my certificate, and this ain't no funny business.​

FINAL​


1. Take the final exam.
2. Go to the final exam blog to submit your beer napkin essay.
3. Get drunk
4. Remember to hit the submit button on your beer napkin essay.
5. Get your diploma.